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Venison with chocolate sounds intriguing i'll enjoy a nibble with you 😉 ps, I really like you x Cottage or bungalow? Planing to disembark & travel south over christmas. I'm free spirited no ties as long as I get the F**** of here.

He's a knob lol Printer

Stick it my mouth & I'll make you rich hehe 😉

It'll take a scuffle to bring me down lol Shooting my spunk soon btw 🤪

Mashed potatoes with gravy. I love gravy on meals alot I can't get enough of the stuff. Brussel sprouts or parsnips? I'll ask @Astg94 to cook for me once my tummy starts rumbling 😋 Ps, I'll make it worth his while slip in a tenner or more 😁

Classic film! 👍 Gordon... Hopefully the next word is bennet lol

Nice! What field of photography do you specialise in apart from sagging? 😋

Coming soon 🤞😉 Photo

Nice to know. Russell me up something fancy please 😁 Spring roll Pringles or walkers? Me loves a good Pringle crisp lol

Link doesn't work sadly but thanks darlin. EDIT: works fine now 👍 Lights

I'll hire you as my new chef 😁 Tomatoes or cucumber? I always make a sarnie depicting either fresh tomatoes with cheese or tuna with fresh cucumber. Sometimes I'll include some lettuce or sweetcorn 👌 I go wild with the odd chicken & mushroom pot noodle. I buy Actimel yoghurts real nice! Please don't forget your banana lol

Yes, snowball fights are fun. I always aim for the face 🤣 You're as dirty as me just won't admit it lol but yes, I was referring to snow 😋

I call it simply a roll 😅 Tea cake. I can never get enough of those toasted tea cakes with a good dollop of butter. Cheese block or grated cheese?

Dance night soon 😉 any New Years plans yet? Early ofcourse. I would love to spend mine in your company you're so brilliant dude 👍 Venue... Join me & @Atlantica for New Years because you're awesome too mate @maxfli @Astg94 you too bud. Very much interested in organising an event if possible. We'll have a sagging extravaganza x Every saggers dream 😉

Kicking & screaming when passionate they will have to handcuff & gag me. I don't go quietly 😏

You're NEVER alone. Your plight is desperately sad. Maybe some counselling might help? It won't be like this forever & when you do move out they will come crawling on their hands & knees when they want something. Then you can tell them all to F**** off.

@Astg94 @Atlantica I would love to have a snowball fight with you both whilst sagging & then build a gigantic snowman 😉 I would deffo wear my hottest boxers! Turning colder barely above freezing here from Wednesday. Hope we get some white stuff 🤞

Strawberry jam 🍓😋 White bread or brown bread?

Do

I'll be squirting later no question about that hehe 😁