Lee249

Grey beanie, Umbro jacket, Lee Cooper long-sleeved shirt, white Burtons t-shirt, Topman twisted black jeans, red stripey Topman boxerbriefs, white Slazenger socks and Nike trainers. Soo bloody cold outside and in here lol.

Sofa haha.

Determination

I continue to wear the cum soaked undies after a ****. But, i normally jump into the shower soon afterwards "to clean up" Can i ask, why do peeps like to wear the same undies for days in a row? I haven't grasped that concept and don't understand. Thanks.

Girls - i had a crush on Emma Bunton (baby spice) before realising i'm gay. We used to collect Spice girls postcards costing £1 for 8 in a pack. Haha how sad I remember me mum giving me a £1 after a difficult dentist appointment for being a brave soul. Gosh that's going back!

Me older bro is completely infatuated with the film Withail&I. He even took Pam his mrs to all the filmed locations in the lake district. Apparently, for hours they walked around in cold, windy, wet conditions whilst he acted like a tour guide acting out scenes like lol. The film isn't all bad actually.

Newborn

Becks - see what i did there

Empathetic

Bless. I can picture your slippers and Homer is drinking his iconic Duff beer saying DOH! Hehe Black beanie, red zip-up Adidas top, yellow French Connection t-shirt, blue mid-wash Burtons jeans, stripey blue CK bbs, white Filla socks and Nike trainers

Ecstatic

Magic

Merlin - it's the last-ever series (gasp) am gonna miss it.

Goldeneye - are we doing bond movies? Hehe.

Annoying - like when you see a lad who sags but has a long t-shirt covering the sag. Argh.

Haha really? I don't wear skirts i'm afraid dude. Sorry to dampen your hopes here. Bmw - big mans willy - i soo couldn't resist the reference lol.

Skirt - i might be bi rather than gay. I watched deal earlier and a hot chick named Megan is a contestant on the show. Confused like.

Mini - sticking with the car theme I honestly haven't heard of a dodge matey lol. You getting ready for xmas?

Is it a Ford? Convertable - when i pass me test i'm gonna drive all over the states. That's a dream of mine

Atleast you've got central heating in your house. I go bed in me undies and awake shivering like hell haha red Topman beanie, white Lonsdale hoody, blue Lee Cooper t-shirt, black Burtons jeans, blue Donnay boxers, white Slazenger socks and Timberland boots.

Aww, well it's his loss and stupidity. Just like the clique - there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm sure you will meet someone who will worship the ground you walk on. Don't give up mate.

Motor

My advice is to consult your local GP and gather info before taking any drugs dude.

Car - wanna sag low and go for a ride?

Speedometer