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lmao ... yeah I meant pubes. No I don't trim, did not know anyone did?

On rare occasions (maybe a couple of times a year) when I’m standing up and urinating, without me knowing a couple of my pubs are over the hole on the end of my p***s. The consequence is that the urine shoots everywhere, all over the toilet and sometimes on the wall/floor. Short of obsessively checking that everything is all clear EVERY TIME I need to go, there is nothing I can do to stop it. Being as it happens so rarely, I don’t really want to get into the habit of always checking for something that is so rare. But when it happens it is really annoying.

^No not Michael, Franklin.

Michael sags a bit when wearing his blue jeans and white vest. You can see about 3 inches of his boxers from behind.

lol

What do you mean by "she knows what's going on"?

Surley you can't ejacualte at age 10?

^ Are most of these stories true though?

You mean touching your 'thing'?

I got NES

Let's say I have a straight friend and sometimes I sleepover at his in his double bed. My plan is that when the wakes up in the morning I will still be ‘asleep’ and his hand will be on my privates under my boxers. If I managed to do this, do you think he would think he had put his hand there himself whilst sleeping? Or would he suss?

What would your perfect job be? Mine would be to work as a ‘stage hand’ on TV, this would consist of ‘mic-ing up’ all the guests. For example, Justin Bieber’s mic isn’t working, so I must tell him to lift his shirt up whilst I adjust the mic pack in his back pocket.

Well you have to wonder why your arm is exactly the right lenght for touching it. Aside from that boys and teens often fiddle with themselves down there. There must be some preconceived reason that we do it, human nature.

Vista

^I think he took the piss out of it too much.

Not as funny to watch now that Terry Wogan has been moved on from it.