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There is difference between these things 😖😖😖🤣🤣🤣 Dancing it is. Kissing or cuddling?

Whip it out and take care of business. Dancing or Twerking? 🤣

Right hand 99% of the time. staying with that theme….jerk off using hand or toys

Next word in line is car. The pokemon joke: The yellow one is called Kakuna, the rat is called Rattata. So, in case the pics are within the right order, it is Kakuna Rattata, sounding a bit like Hakuna Matata

I'm forever taking care of business 😋 Dancing the night away ofcourse. Twerking has expired 😂 Kissing... I can multitask & do both 😁 Bowling or cinema? I still haven't seen the latest Indiana Jones flick yet.

Hard thing to say (pun intended). When I think of toys, my mind thinks of vibrators or dildos. And these are things I do have plenty of, but they are kinda lost on me. Ordered them vecause I thought it might improve my wanking situation. But yeah, was not happening. Mostly, I jerk off using cummed boxers from a friend or his worn trousers, he send me. So, something in between, I guess. After cumming: Relaxing or just go on with whatever you have done before?

I was literally about to type that lol Convertible

Usually just go on…. When jo get completely nude, or just whip it out and take care of business?

You've been playing too many video games of late 🎮 🤣😂🤣😂 I've always been told that dreams resonate from reality but your mind distorts it & creates this fantasy scenario during REM sleep. They say never eat cheese prior to sleeping because nightmares occur. Well that's nonsense because I tested out this theory by eating a delicious cheese toasty right before bed. I had no issues.

I'd be gentle with you lol

Well IMO sagging isn't required in a friend but it sure is a bonus 😜 Doesn't have to. Pen or pencil?

ROAR!!!!!!! lol Aladdin

That is so ******* sexy

The 2 pokemon need to be swapped, totally killed the joke :((