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My pants fell down 4 times today. 1st time I was walking past a guy jogging with his dog and my pants dropped and tripped me a bit. He saw and laughed and asked if I was okay. 2nd 3rd and 4th time were allin front of the same couple, the first time the guy saw me then he pointed me out to his girlfriend and so I decided to have a little fun since they were walking the same way I was and dropped them a 2nd time. The guy kept looking at me so I went and sorta "confronted" him, he said "you gotta tighten up that belt" I decided for fun to go with "so we ain't got a fuckin' problem" as a

Might do a cheeky bed pic for ya'll tonight. Finally, i bought a brand new 60W bulb for the lampshade. That means no more relying upon my phone torch for directions haha 👍☺️😆