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Last week the train conductor/railway guard(?) came along and he was in a funny mood. He saw me sagging under the butt and sitting on my bright lila boxerbriefs. He said with a smile: Your pants are falling off. I said: that's impossible since I sit down. He said: You might as well sit down naked, what's the difference!!? I said: I wish I could but that isn't allowed. His body language told me he really didn't understand why I was sitting on my boxers and headshaking he walked away.... but with a smile, like me too.